Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Where is Lokpal ?

    

                                    Veteran anti-corruption activist Anna Hazare will begin an indefinite hunger strike on January 30 in Maharashtra's Ralegan Siddhi village
over his long-standing demand for the appointment of Lokpal. This time, he is also demanding that the government take steps to resolve the farmers’ distress
in the country.Hazare has joined hands with the Rashtriya Kisan Mahasangh -
a coalition of 180 farmer organizations across India.
I don't see any future of this movement unless it is supported by a well organised political party from background.If it gets success , I am sure a new bunch of political leaders will emerge in the national scenario. In due course of time we will hear their corruption saga too and so continuity goes on.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Who will become next P.M.after election ?




            Modi, Rahul,Maya or Mamta ? One thing is certain that the next Government will be a mazboor Government heavily dependent upon allied forces. In my opinion, at the best BJP will win 200 seats and they will have to take support of other parties like BJD, DMK/AIDMK and TRS.to form next Govt. So 2019 election will be fought amongst coalitions whether BJP accept it or not.
         On the other hand, at the best Congress will win 100 seats .In that scenario , congress will offer PM post to Sharad Pawar and try to garner support of other parties including BJD ,TRS and JD(Nitish).
     As of now, I do not see any chance for Rahul to become PM. Most likely we will again see Modi in a new downsized incarnation after election.


Sunday, November 26, 2017

The Man Who Stepped Out Of The Plane And Scored A Test Hundred

My favourite great knocks of Indian Batsmen
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   Out of four only one could sip sweet taste of test match victory. Down the memory lane ,the very first knock that comes in to my mind was played long back by stylish Hyderabadi M.L.Jaisimha in Australia. Other knocks were executed by Dilip Sardeasai,S.M.Gavaskar and V.V.S.Lakshman.
1.  MLJaisimha : The man who stepped out of the plane and scored a Test hundred!

3rd Test, India tour of Australia at Brisbane, Jan 19-24 1968Jaisimha  had flown in — as a replacement for the injured BS Chandrasekhar! It hardly qualified as the perfect swap. Jaisimha was one of the most stylish batsmen to ever stand at the crease for India, Chandra one of the worst in the history of the game — who earned his bread bowling mesmerising leg-spin. But, captain Mansur Ali Khan Pataudi knew the need of the hour. Out went the summons to the elegant Hyderabadi. Jaisimha borrowed an old bat from a friend in Hyderabad, spent a few hours facing the medium-pace of young Govindraj on the matting wickets of State Bank of India, got on a plane, and reached Brisbane after hopping on numerous connecting flights. He arrived on the eve of the Test, with little time to acclimatise to the weather or wickets.
Pataudi walked out to toss with Bill Lawry, leading Australia for the first time after Bobby Simpson had decided stand down from the match. The Indian captain called correctly. Yet, after having been 5 down for 25 on the first morning at MCG, the captain was in no mood to expose his batsmen to the freshness of the pitch. Garth McKenzie had been rested, but the Indian skipper asked Australia to bat first.
On a dull pitch, Lawry and Ian Redpath had few problems against the Indian opening attack of Umesh Kulkarni and Rusi Surti. It was the spin — the off-break of EAS Prasanna and the slow left-arm offerings of Bishan Singh Bedi, Bapu Nadkarni and Surti — that tested the Aussies, raising uncomfortable questions about the decision to insert the opposition.
Fifties from Lawry, Bob Cowper, Paul Sheahan and a determined 93 from out of form Doug Walters took Australia to 379. And when India batted, the demons started revisiting the top order.
David Renneberg and Eric Freeman hardly made a formidable opening combination, but Farokh Engineer, Abid Ali and Ajit Wadekar returned with just nine runs on the board. Surti, sent in at No. 4 because of some excellent batting form, fought back with his skipper. Pataudi, who had missed the first Test with a leg injury, and had still not recovered fully from the strained muscle, stroked his way to a classy 74 with 10 fours and a magnificent six off Ian Chappell. Surti, efficient and gritty, made 52. However, after a 156-minute collaboration amounting to an excellent 128, the two left within two runs of each other.
Jaisimha walked in with a jet-lag with the score reading 137 for 5. Soon it became 165 for 6 as Chandu Borde did not last long. The day ended with India on 169 for 6.
The next morning, Jaisimha was a heady mixture of grit and class. He batted on and ensured that the lower order stuck around. With Nadkarni he put on 44; and as Prasanna demonstrated incredible application, he continued the good work, picking up gaps through the on-side with remarkable ease. The knock was almost unbelievable given the limited number of hours since his landing in the country. 
At 268 for 7, India had made a great comeback and with Jaisimha and Prasanna putting on a dogged show, there was a glimpse of an improbable first-innings lead. But, at this juncture, Jaisimha on 74, fell to the innocuous off-spin of Bob Cowper. The rest of the Indian batting could muster just 11, and the tourists ended exactly 100 short.
An hour before the close of play on the third day, Australia looked destined to run away with the match. By then Lawry and Redpath had added 116, and looked good for many more. Redpath in particular had blasted his way to 79 and looked extremely dangerous. It was Prasanna who wedged his foot in the door, as he deceived Redpath with one that held its line, to trap the Victorian batsman leg before. With the flow checked, the Indian spinners kept pegging away at the wickets — but the Australian batsmen built on the lead.
At 240 for 4, with Chappell and Walters going strong, it still looked likely that India would be set an enormous target. Prasanna, however, had other ideas. He bowled Chappell and then ran through the tail, finishing with 6 for 104. Walters remained unbeaten on 64, but the home side was restricted to 294. With 395 to win, the match was tilted very much in favour of Australia, but it was by no means over yet.
India did not get the start required for chasing big totals. Engineer snicked one from Renneburg and Wadekar was out to an atrocious shot. An attacking innings by Abid Ali was nipped just as it was flowering. Surti and Pataudi came together at 61 for three, forced to do the rebuilding task yet again.
They were doing a fantastic job, having added 93 in just 108 minutes. The skipper, showing immense disdain for a clutch of men positioned to feel the contents of his hip-pocket, had lofted Cowper to the long on boundary and almost sent him into the orbit off the next ball. However, at 48, he clipped an in-swinger from part timer Walters into his pad and it ricocheted onto the stumps.
India ended the day at 177 for 4, Surti and Jaisimha at the wicket, making a game effort, but not many backed them to win or even come close.

I still remember vividly suspense and thrills that was unfolded on the last day. I was standing on the road crossing near Hussainganj (Lucknow) along with other hundred people glued to the radio commentary made available by a tea shop owner. He had also placed a big black board type Score Board.

It was the final day that scripted the glorious last chapter of Jaisimha’s magical tale. Cowper, more menacing by the minute with his seldom used off-breaks, turned one past Surti’s bat to bowl him with the total on 191. The all-rounder had played another useful hand of 64. Vice-captain Borde walked out, shaky and unsure, playing, missing and edging quite a few.

At the other end, Jaisimha was pure elegance. He seldom looked in any trouble at all. As he went from strength to strength, Borde too grew in confidence. John Gleeson, the unorthodox wrist-spinner, was unable to purchase as much turn as the Indian spinners, and the onus of attacking fell on the part-time spin of Cowper.

Half an hour after lunch, with India on 274 for 5 and the Australian camp increasingly jittery, Borde, who had strained his leg behind the knee early in the innings, approached Lawry with the request of a runner. Lawry refused. “He was batting beautifully at that stage and I thought he was fit enough to continue,” the Australian captain remarked later. However, Borde referred the matter to umpires Lou Rowan and Col Egar and they overruled Lawry. According to the prevalent laws of the time, Borde did not have to get Lawry’s permission.
As Abid Ali walked in to run for Borde, Lawry sulked. “I was a bit perturbed that the man who had come out was twice as fast as Borde,” he complained later.

When they crossed 300 with just 5 wickets down, both the batsmen looking strong, Lawry almost threw in the towel.As so often happens with rearguard chases, things go wrong just when the batsmen start believing that the target is achievable. The expectation of realistic happy ending creates that pivotal pressure that ruins what could have been an easy trot down the home stretch. Borde, having batted with increasing assurance, now dabbed a ball from Cowper and Ian Redpath flung himself full length at silly-point to hold a match-changing catch.
It was 310 for 6. Jaisimha was still there, but the wheels of fortune were turning. Gleeson, whose leg-breaks had made little impression on the top order, now turned them past the lesser men. Nadkarni was trapped plumb, Prasanna was bowled and Bedi snapped up close to the wicket in the space of 5 Gleeson overs. India slipped to 333 for 9, 62 required for an unlikely victory, as last man Kulkarni came in.
Under enormous pressure, the last pair hung on. Jaisimha kept milking the bowling for runs, and Kulkarni refused to give up his wicket. And then, with a sudden release of tension and loudest of applauses heard at the Gabba, Jaisimha passed his century. It had been a remarkable return.
And now, in a last ditch effort, he swept Cowper hard — and Gleeson at square-leg hung on to the lowest of catches, almost scooping up tufts of grass with it. India had lost by 40 runs in a fantastic finish. The jubilant Gleeson flung the ball in the air, and a dejected Jaisimha did the same with his bat. But, the Hyderabadi stylist was the hero of the moment as he returned to the pavilion to a standing ovation.

Yet, the Indian team, thus far subjected to endless criticism, got some excellent press. Sydney Morning Herald reported, “Australia won, but it was Jaisimha, the 28-year-old lion of Hyderabad who was hailed as the conquering hero when the teams left the field"

It is never easy to walk into a Test match after a flight. In 1989-90, Dilip Vengsarkar got a duck at Napier after being rushed in. A couple of years later, Navjot Sidhu had done no better at Sydney. At Edgbaston in 2011, Virender Sehwag had bagged a King pair. Viewed in this context, Jaisimha’s effort stands out as almost unbelievable.
(To be continued)


Sunday, November 12, 2017

व्यंग्य -विनोद की चाशनी में डुबाकर परोसा गईं पुरानी कहानियाँ (पुरानी कहानियाँ नए अंदाज़ में) सीरीज (7):
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रंगा सियार और नीला बनने की क्रीम
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               एक जंगल में एक  चतुर सियार रहता था.जंगल के सभी जानवर उसकी चतुरता  के  प्राय: शिकार होते   रहते थे.यहां तक कि बाकी के सियार भी उससे तंग रहते क्यों कि  वो ख़ुद को सबसे श्रेष्ठ समझता था और यहां की बात वहां लगाकर सब में फूट डालता था. वैसे यह तो  शासन में रहने वाले मनुष्यों  की नीति हुआ करती है -फूट डालो और राज करो .पता नहीं यह कला उस सियार ने मनुष्यों से कब और कहाँ सीखी? उसदिन वह सियार शिकार की तलाश में जंगल से काफ़ी दूर निकल आया और एक बस्ती में जा पहुंचा. वहां कुत्तों की टोली सियार के पीछे पड़ गई. सियार जान बचाने के लिए भागा और भागते-भागते वो एक रंग से भरे ड्रम में जा गिरा. वो चुपचाप उस ड्रम में ही पड़ा रहा. जब उसे लगा कि ख़तरा टल गया, तो वो ड्रम से बाहर आया, लेकिन तब तक उसका पूरा शरीर ड्रम में भरे नीले रंग से रंग चुका था.पता नहीं वह बदला हुआ रंग उस ड्रम की वजह से था सा या भय से ही वह नीला पड़ गया था. खैर वो जंगल में वापस आया, तो उसने देखा कि उसके नीले रंग को देखकर सभी जानवर आश्चर्य कर रहे  हैं और मन ही मन उसको अपने से अलग और श्रेष्ठ समझने लगे हैं. चमड़ी के रंग पर आधारित भेद की बीमारी जानवरों में भी मनुष्य से ही आई होगी. सभी जानवरों को रंगे सियार ने आवाज़ दी, “मेरी बात सुनो. मेरी तरफ़ देखो ,मेरा रंग कितना अलग है. ऐसा रंग किसी जानवर का नहीं है".

            क्या मैं तुम्हें अच्छा लग रहा हूँ? क्या मैं तुम्हारे  साथ रह सकता हूँ?  युवा शेरनी उसे देखते ही पहली नजर में दिल दे बैठी थी. वह उसे अपने साथ ले चली. अब वह शेरनी का नया प्रेमी  था. शिकार वह लाती,सारे जंगल में उसे शान से ले कर घूमती. अन्य युवा पशुओं के सीने में  साँप लोट जाता. धीरे-धीरे युवा जानवरअपने-अपने प्रेमियों को लुभाने और  रक़ीबों को हराने की होड़ में रंगे सियार से नीला बनने के राज जानने आने लगे. अवसर का लाभ उठा कर अब वह नीला बनने की क्रीम बेच रहा है  जो जंगल की जड़ी बूटियों से  तैयार होती है. आज तक कोई  उसके इस्तेमाल से नीला नहीं हुआ फिर भी उस की बिक्री हर साल बढती ही जाती है. 


पुछल्ला (Tailpiece) 

सियार की इस क्रीम पर वैधानिक चेतावनी दर्ज  है  :सिर्फ जानवरो के इस्तेमाल हेतु, मनुष्य इससे दूर रहें. अत: यदि आप का कोई ऐसा-वैसा इरादा बन रहा हो तो उसे त्याग दें.  


Thursday, October 26, 2017

6) मुड़-मुड़ के न देख..

  

व्यंग्य-विनोद की चाशनी में डुबाकर परोसी गयीं पुरानी कहानियाँ (पुरानी कहानियाँ नये अंदाज़ में) सीरीज़

                          एक घने जंगल में एक विशाल बरगद का पेड़ था। उसमें एक कौआ रहता था। कालिया कौआ बेहद चतुर था। एक दिन उड़ान भरते भरते वह पास की एक बस्ती के समीप जा पहुंचा। उसको जोर से भूख लगी थी। उसने देखा  बस्ती के बाहर एक पंडाल में तरह तरह का खाना रखा है। लोग खा कर अपनी प्लेटें फेंक रहे हैं। पूड़ी-कचोड़ी रसगुल्ला लड्डू-पुलाव के साथ ठंडे पेय की बोतलें देख कर उसके मुंह में पानी आ गया। एक छत की मुंडेर पर वह भी जा बैठा कि शायद कोई उपाय मिल जाए। तभी पिछवाडे रखी हुइ प्लेटों के ढेर को देख कर वह खुशी से झूम उठा। उसने भर पेट खाना खाया। सोचने लगा कि आदमी कितना खाना फेंक देते हैं .अगर यही भूखे प्राणियों को मिल जाए तो उनका पेट भर जाए। कल से अपने दोस्तों के संग यहीं दावत होगी ,वाह कितना मजा आयेगा ! 

                        कालिया कौए ने इतना अधिक खा लिया था कि वह उड़ भी नहीं पा रहा था। उसे जोरों से अब प्यास भी लगी थी.उसने इधर-उधर देखा पर कहीं  पानी नजर नहीं आया। उसने उड़ान भरी, एक हैंडपंप दिखाई दिया। नीचे उतरा पर वहां एक बूंद पानी भी नहीं, कुछ दूरी पर एक नल देख कर वहां जा पहुंचा। पर बार बार चोंच मारने पर भी पानी नहीं निकला। कालिया की हालत प्यास के मारे बुरी होने लगी। एक बार फिर वह उसी शादी के पंडाल पर जा पहुंचा। आसपास देखा तो उसे एक पानी की बोतल दिखाई दी। उसमें जरा सा ही पानी था। कैसे पानी पिया जाए, उपाय सोचने लगा .कालिया को अपनी चतुराई पर बेहद घमंड  था किन्तु  उसे बार-बार पीछे मुड़ कर देखने की बुरी आदत थी.वह बचपन से सुनता आ रहा था :-

एक कौआ प्यासा था

घड़े में थोड़ा पानी था 

कौआ लाया कंकर

पानी आया ऊपर

कौए ने पिया पानी

कैसी कही कहानी

                   पानी पीने के लिये समयानुकूल नयी तरकीब खोजने के बजाय वह अपने दादा-परदादाओं की कहानी को याद कर कंकर -पत्थर ढूँढ़ने लगा.   लेकिन वहाँ  पानी घड़े में नहीं था.छोटे मुँह की बोतल में कंकर -पत्थर का कोई उपयोग न था.वहाँ पर ठंडा पेय और स्ट्रा भी बिखरे पड़े थे जिनसे प्यास बुझायी जा सकती थी.

                   प्यासा कालिया गिरता -पड़ता किसी तरह अपने घर विशाल बरगद के पेड़ पर   साथी कौओं  के पास लौट आया.तुरन्त  देख-भाल कर  कालिया को   सँभाल लिया गया.फिर  एक बूढे कौए ने कहा (जिसकी अब कोई नहीं सुनता था),  "तुम तो आज के आधुनिक कौए हो, मटके में कंकड़ डाल कर पानी पीने का विचार तो बहुत पुराना है। तुम तो नए जमाने के हो। मेरे बाद में तुम ही सरदार बनोगे। पीछे मुड़ - मुड़ कर देखना बंद करो ."कालिया यह सुनकर खुशी से झूम उठा। 

पुछल्ला :

  "बार-बार पीछे मुड़ के देखने वाले दौड़ने में रफ्तार खो देते हैं.यह बुढ़ापे की निशानी भी है.हमारा मुल्क भी काफी उम्रदार है.यदि मुल्क को तेज रफ्तार पकड़नी है तो उसे इस कमजोरी से उबरना ही होगा."

दुनिया के साथ जो बदलता जाये
जो इसके ढाँचे में ही ढलता जाये
दुनिया उसीकी है जो चलता जाये
मुड़ मुड़ के न देख   ...

Sunday, October 22, 2017

5)रेखा छोटी कैसे करें ?

व्यंग्य-विनोद की चाशनी में डुबाकर परोसी गयीं पुरानी कहानियाँ (पुरानी कहानियाँ नये अंदाज़ में)

सीरीज़

                         

                        एक दिन बादशाह अकबर ने अपने मंत्रियों के सामने एक अजीब सी पहेली प्रस्तुत की :


                                           एक रेखा खींची गई और बादशाह ने पूछा क्या आप में से कोई इस रेखा को बिना हाथ लगाये छोटा कर सकता है ?      आज भी वक्त-बेवक्त बादशाहों के सामने यही  पहेली आ खड़ी होती है.    वह पहले से जानते हैं कि उनकी खींची स्वयँ की रेखा अभी छोटी ही है लेकिन उन्हें दुश्मनों की रेखा कैसे छोटी की जाये कि न्यायालयऔर चुनाव आयोग हाथ न लगा सकें,इसकी चिन्ता अधिक है.

बादशाह  अकबर के मंत्री आपस में बात करने लगे कि इस रेखा को बिना हाथ लगाये कैसे छोटा किया जा सकता है.आज बादशाह को क्या हो गया है ? संयोग से उसी वक्त बीरबल भी वहाँ आ गये और कहने लगे कि जहाँपनाह,मैं यह कर सकता हूँ.बादशाह ने तुरंत बीरबल को अनुमति दे दी-"ठीक है बीरबल ,अब इस रेखा को छोटा कर के दिखाओ !"

बादशाह की खींची रेखा के समीप बीरबल ने एक उससे बड़ी रेखा खींच दी और कहा-"देखिये जनाब,आप की रेखा छोटी हो गई है."बादशाह अकबर यह देख कर बहुत खुश हुए और बोले,"बहुत अच्छे बीरबल,तुम्हारी चतुरता पर हमें नाज है."

             आज के बीरबलों पर भी उनके बादशाहों को नाज है.उनकी सलाह है कि दूसरी बड़ी रेखा  खींचने में तो बड़े झंझट हैं,क्यों न पूरे पटल को ही साफ कर  रेखा का अस्तित्व ही मिटा दिया जाये,या फिर पटल को इतना गंदा कर दिया जाये कि लोग रेखा को देख कर नाक-भौं सिकोड़ने लगें.

पुछल्ला :


मेरी फितरत में खामोशी नहीं है..

मैं भी हंगामा हूँ, लो अब झेलो मुझे.

बादशाह के दुश्मन भी उसी के खेल में शामिल हो गये हैं,अपने-अपने बीरबलों की सलाह पर बादशाह की रेखायें गंदी करने के जुगाड़ में दिन-रात लगे हुए हैं.

    मेरे घर में लगी है,तो तेरे घर में क्यों नहीं ?

      कैसे भी लगे आग,लेकिन आग लगनी चाहिए !

Saturday, October 14, 2017

You must read them before you die --My Favourite Four Books

           Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe 


  Robinson Crusoe was introduced to me at an early age, I was hardly eight - nine years old. That was the first book that thrilled me then and it still thrills me. Daniel Defoe published Robinson Crusoe in the year 1719. It is the first person narrative of a fictionalized character who ,after his initial journeys to the sea and South America, finds himself washed upon the shore of a deserted island near the mouth of Orinoco river.

        The story has been perceived to be based on the life of Alexander Selkirk, a Scottish castaway who lived for four years on the Pacific Island called 'Mas a Tierra', now part of Chile. This book has everything an adventure novel needs -- big ships,piracy, slavery,trade,isolation and uninhabited islands. We experience isolation and loneliness first -hand, and we see the relationship built between Crusoe & Friday from its inception. Robinson Crusoe also examines morality and a test of faith,survival, and the ability of man to rise above his circumstances. As an adventure novel,you won't get better than this !


Sri kant by Sarat Chandra


               First published over eighty years ago and could perhaps be called the first modern Indian novel. This too was introduced to me at an early age most probably soon after I finished Robinson Crusoe. Everybody in the family was compulsive reader and this encouraged me to adopt reading as a hobby at an early age. Since then ,I have read this novel many times .Last one was just few months back in eBook format.

              Sri Kant ,the narrator, is an aimless drifter,a passive spectator who can not survive without the support of an individual stronger than himself. As young man he travels to Burma looking for new experiences. Through his dynamic and rebellion female characters, Sarat Babu brings alive nineteenth-century Bengal,a prejudiced -ridden society that needed to be radically changed.Sri Kant set the precedent for socially conscious writings in modern Indian literature.

The Last Time I Saw Tibet by Bimal Dey








I had not heard this name Bimal Dey and his work before 2012. I just selected this book from Universal Shop ,Lucknow shelf for my mother. I was simply mesmerized after reading few pages and finished full in one sitting Since then I have recommended this book to many people .Mr.Dey is the traveller, the author, the self-taught philosopher, the philanthropist and the yoga teacher. The original book -Last Passenger Of Mahatirath in Bangla (Hindi translation :महातीर्थ के अंतिम यात्री) is written by Bimal Dey.This book has been accepted as an excellent masterpiece of Bangla and adopted by Dharmaguru Dalai Lama as 'Reference Book '

In 1956.Tibet's doors were closed for outside world.Bimal commenced his voyage with a visit to Tibet.Book brings details of this trip to that great mystic land of the Lamas.He never lost his faith in mankind during his wanderings.All the wonderful places,people he met ,the varied experiences he had to go through in search of his existence,are simply and sincerely narrated in this book.Love,adventure, tolerance, life and deaths which he has to see and feel so often in that tour,has only strengthen his attitude towards philanthropic ways.

Mahapandit Rahul Sankrityayan Biography by Gunakar Mule


Late Gunakar Mule was the best known for his writings on the scientific subjects in Hindi but in my opinion this book is his masterpiece creation.

Mahapandit Rahul Sankrityayan or Kedarnath Pandey who is called the father of Hindi Travelogue Travel literature because he is the one who played a pivotal role to give travelogue a 'literature status'.He spent nearly forty -five years of his life on travels.This book reveals all aspects of the life of this wonderful noble soul.I have just finished this book .Pinterset has included this book in the list of top 20 Hindi Biography that you must read in lifetime.





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